[seasons got to it first, but I intended all day to post some of my favorites. 🙂 ] You are so Nashville if… You need a war to sell records. (This year’s winner!) You intentionally drive drunk in hopes of
Lyrics on Demand
Last weekend, at a houseboat party thrown by my employment agency, I met a guy who works here in a department called “Collaborative Services” which basically means he works with servers. (Don’tcha just love corporate department naming?) Anyway, he emailed
Email prank
Went by my boss’s desk to ask him something and he wasn’t there, but his PC was unlocked. So I sat down and wrote email to the only two of my colleagues who are in the office today. Subject: You’re
New nickname for Baby Clyde
Several of our nicknames for Baby Clyde involve the word “potto” because his wide, round eyes and somewhat pointy nose remind us both of a potto. He also has the longest and most dense fur of all the cats, and
Coming out to my cat
I just woke up from a dream in which I was coming out to my cat, Blackberry. Halfway through telling Blackberry I’m bi (“so that means I sleep with both men and women” — I dream of not-very-good definitions of
Paid for by hard work
My coworker K is having major remodeling done to his house. I’m trying to pay down my debts. We’re both contractors working on a project with unrealistic deadlines, and we have been given the freedom to bill as many hours