Last weekend, at a houseboat party thrown by my employment agency, I met a guy who works here in a department called “Collaborative Services” which basically means he works with servers. (Don’tcha just love corporate department naming?)
Anyway, he emailed me this morning, and I emailed him back trying to figure out who he was:
Are you the one who’s been here for three weeks?
Yes, Are you rubbing it in or searching for lyrics ?
I Live To Service Servers (The Collaborative Song)
It’s been a long three weeks
Since I started at this job
And every day I’m more inclined
To run off and join the mob
But somehow I stick with it
And maintain these machines
‘Cause we’re collaborative services
And we all know what that means
I live to service servers
I serve them very well
But if you’re not Amir
And you tell me what to do
Well, you can go to Hell
‘Cause I live to service servers
Yeah, that’s what I do
And you may hate the word collaborate
But then we don’t think much of you
and so on.