Went by my boss’s desk to ask him something and he wasn’t there, but his PC was unlocked.
So I sat down and wrote email to the only two of my colleagues who are in the office today.
Subject: You’re both fired.
Clear out your desks.
I’d hit send and would’ve been out of his office but my one colleague’s last name is common which prompted a list of possible recipients with that last name. I had to scroll like mad to find his name and then hit enter, and I was just doing that — the message went out! — when from behind me I hear “Having fun?”