A personal message I just found in my MySpace account (all typos and capitalization left as is for your enjoyment):

Hi Sweetie,
I read your profile and I’m very interested in getting to know you also.Am [full name] by name ,I’m From [state] in [town] and have lived here all my life and some years in state too, before being back home. I’m a single man with a son called [son’s name]. I work as a contractor am into building and construction. I’m an active member in my church and attend service weekly. I’m a Man that knows what I want and how to get it. I’m very intelligent and can hold a decent conversation. I’m looking for a Woman that knows what she wants and can get it.
I’m looking for a Woman that know respect, honesty, and truth. I’m looking for not just a Good Woman, God fearing but the Best Woman. I want to know a Woman that wants to have a beautiful family one day. A Woman that wants to find true love and wants to be in love. I’m not into playing games with people and I’m very sharp and articulate with spotting people that are. I’m allergic to drama so I stay far away from it. I wan t a Woman that want to travel and see new things. I’m not into the clubs and I don’t smoke and I’m pretty much looking for someone that is the same.
Now don’t get me wrong I’m a very fun person and can make fun of any situation. I’m just looking for everything I need in one Woman. Ok I’m done for now and I’m turning the table back on you… If I still sound like someone that you want to know then by all means let me know, I may have what you need. Hope you have a Yahoo Messenger and msn messanger, You can add me to your list or email…. [email snipped] . i await your response.
Thanks
[name removed]

Seeing as my profile indicates that I’m a Woman who doesn’t believe in God and who already has a Man, i think he’s barking up the wrong tree.

Someone who obviously didn’t read my profile

6 thoughts on “Someone who obviously didn’t read my profile

  • September 22, 2006 at 8:19 pm
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    He sounds like a match made in heaven. I never expected to find someone like him in [town]. Pretty much all of [state] has been a disappointment.

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  • September 23, 2006 at 8:50 am
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    Bwah ha ha!

    I think he’s spam from the Yahoo/MSN cartel obliquely trying to get you to switch away from AIM.

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  • September 23, 2006 at 4:49 pm
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    Mmm, myspace spam.

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  • September 24, 2006 at 7:45 pm
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    Whew! I was worried you were accepting applications and I had missed my window!

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  • September 28, 2006 at 2:08 pm
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    Excellent choice.

    “Are you a chef? ‘Cause you keep feedin’ me soup.”

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