Two of the Google News Alerts I have set up, one for “bisexual” and one for “Daryl Hall,” have been sending out stories like mad over the past few days. In case you’re not also interested in both bisexuality and the tall, blond half of Hall and Oates, perhaps you’re not aware of why.
It seems that a team of researchers have concluded, after one study, that people are either gay, straight, or lying. Well, in fact what they found was that this particular group of men who identified as bisexual were apparently aroused exclusively by images of only women or only men. This has led dozens of papers to publish stories basically claiming that bisexuality doesn’t exist. Needless to say, I’m a little annoyed by this.
Meanwhile, Daryl Hall has been cancelling concerts for the past week or two, and it was just announced the other night that he was diagnosed with Lyme disease. Well, now he is getting the kind of press only mildly strange announcements like that can attract, and some of it has almost been making it seem like a) he did it on purpose for the attention? or something and/or b) he’s a wimp to be cancelling shows on account of a little tick action. Needless to say, I’m a little annoyed by this.
Of course, I’m easily annoyed lately, but there you have it. Now watch something weird happen with Netflix or one of the other news alerts I have set up, and I’ll have to do something rash and unsubscribe from all of them or something.