No really, I do wish I had a tail.
Reformed mathlete turned analytics geek. (Is TOO an improvement.) Songwriter, raw vegan foodie, cat lover, smartass. CEO and Founding Partner of [meta]marketer.

This is utterly perfect. Almost exactly the nuanced distinctions I would articulate if I'd put enough thought into it. My social skills are largely intact, so I'm clearly a geek, at least in reference to the web, about which I admittedly am obsessed.
Where do you fall?
